Issue 41: Spring 2018

Songs To Sing To An Estranged Lover While Secretly Pregnant

Darling I Miss You Why Don’t You Write Song

Darling I Miss You Why Don’t You Write Song
I Will Pay You Back Some of What I Owe You for Countless Things Song
My Cooking Problem Song
Scorpio Loves Hates Fights and Endures Song
Pisces Responds Instantly to a Call for Help Song
I Feel Like Running Away North and Hiding Under a Rock Song
I Wish I Could Write Straight Song
Book on Reincarnation Song
I’m Trying to Be So Good to Persuade You Song
Even the Shrink Says We Shouldn’t Get Married Song
Jobs Are Opening Up Song
We Lost but Played a Fantastic Game Song
Priceless Nephew Song
Cup of Strong Coffee Song
Do You Still Wear Your Cross Song
I Want You Please Be Good Song
I’m Going to Pay the $60 Bill Song
Plane Fare Song
Work Today Tomorrow Off Song
Suddenly It’s Light Outside Song
Filling Out Forms Song
Learning Rules Song
$70 a Week Song
X-Ray and Wisdom Teeth Song
Life Insurance Song
Eating Constantly Still Weighing 103 Song
Body Cramps During Exercise and Gets Tired Song
Have to Flatten My Stomach Song
Firm My Breasts and Tush Song
I Need a Magician Song
Old Family Farm Song
Land Going for $300 an Acre Song
Corn 13-Inches Long Song
Mashed Potato Song
Homemade Bread Song
Homegrown Apples Song
Ten Room House Song
In the Family 100 Years Song
Dream of European Travel Song
Come Soon Song
Come Soon Song
If I Wasn’t So Healthy I’d Think I Was Dying Song