Selections from Life on Three Wheels / මාවතේ ත්‍රීවිල් ජීවිතේ

“Niccolo Machiavelli was an ass-kissing sleazeball.

28 MONDAY

“Niccolo Machiavelli was an ass-kissing sleazeball. Fucks like Vasu have forgotten all about Karl Marx now. We did politics with Weerawansa, Dullas and Marshal back then. Better drink yourself to death than get drunk with power.” A weird beardo got into the three-wheeler reeking of alcohol.

“Where do you work sir?” I asked.

“Only sales reps call strangers sir. The comrade is a vanguard of the proletariat. I give palm readings on the pavement these days.”

Revolutionary salute.

FRIDAY

Upul Sanjeewa from our three wheel park got married. I was the cameraman. I clicked a photo of them holding a brass tray with betel leaves as a wedding custom.

“He married a daughter-in-law of Ranji ayya from the Marandagahamula paddy market.” Talk flows as the party gets tipsy. An auto dealer says someone in arrears all over the country has started a car sale in his own village.

Paddy stinks like putrid water. It seems this town of rice mills has surrendered to an army of mosquitoes. The burning sawdust makes the entire area sick with respiratory illness. Everyone is coughing.

The couple bid their farewells in the middle of the party. The mountain of sawdust ash sleeps amidst moonlight. I see this mountain as a demon of death waiting to prey on children. Many people who earned their plate of rice by drying paddy now dry coir for a living. I hear two new bars opened up. Now, people who find their rice dry don’t need to stay dry anymore. Sanjeewa, come back to Dunagaha safely. Marandagahamula is deadly to little tots.

About the authors

E.M. Palitha Edirisooriya works as a farmer and a three-wheeler driver. He has been a columnist and contributor for several national newspapers, including Lanka, Mawbima, and Rivira. In addition to Life on Three Wheels, he has authored a book on gammadu, a traditional ritual of rural Sri Lanka.

samodH Porawagamage is the author of the poetry collections becoming sam (Burnside Review Press) and All the Salty Sand in Our Mouths (forthcoming from Airlie Press).

Kasun Pathirage is a writer and translator based in Colombo, Sri Lanka. His literary translations have been published or are forthcoming in ANMLY, cream city review, and MAYDAY. He is currently working on his first book, a collection of Lovecraftian horror with a Sri Lankan twist.